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Jun 19, 2017

BAD FINGER COULD CRUSH A CRATE OF PERT IN A WEEK. THERE WAS SO MUCH HAIR IN THAT BAND.

NAGGING WOULD YOU RATHER FROM VICTORIA: WOULD YOU RATHER EAT ALL THE POTATO CHIPS, TATER TOTS & FRIES AND DIE AT 80 OR EAT ALL YOU WANT AND DIE AT 60.

DAVE'S FATHER'S DAY DINNER: CHARCUTERIE, FILET BITES WRAPPED IN BACON AND GRILLED CHICKEN WITH FRIES AND A SALAD AND MOLTEN CARMEL BROWNIES DRIPPED WITH VANILLA ICE CREAM.

SHELLY'S FATHER'S DAY: THE CHINESE WALL WITH MATT DAMON - CHARLIE CHAN MOVIE AND SUICIDE SQUAD. HIS GIRLS CAME OVER TO WATCH MOVIES AND BROUGHT GIFTS.

BOYER WAS GROSS TALKING ABOUT HOW SOME OF HIS DOGS PORK HIS GIRL DOG.

FLOUNDER DIED FROM ANIMAL HOUSE. DEATH CZAR SAYS NO, DAVE SAYS YES TO PURGATORY.

CHAINSAW SPORTS: US OPEN WINNER BROOKS KOEPKA. WNBA MOST POINTS SCORED

RANDY'S NEWS TEASE: VAN DROVE INTO CROWD OF PEOPLE EXISTING A MOSQUE IN LONDON YESTERDAY. 60 PPL DEAD FOREST FIRE. NAVY SHIP COLLIDED WITH JAPANESE SHIP – 7 DIED, 2 FROM SAN DIEGO. TRUMP'S LAWYER SAYS HE'S NOT UNDER INVESTIGATION, DESPITE TRUMP TWEETING THAT HE IS. CAITLYN JENNER IS UNDER FIRE FOR SAYING SOME HURTFUL THINGS ABOUT LIBERALS. BEYONCE HAD TWINS LAST WEEK, ONE BOY, ONE GIRL. SCOTT PELLY QUIT AS CBS ANCHOR WITH HIS LAST SHOW ON FRIDAY. NEWS QUIZ PRIZE: JEFF FOXWORTHY AT THE SD COUNTY FAIR

BOYER VS. THE TEAM: FOUR PACK OF TICKETS TO SAN DIEGO NIGHT TIME ZOO: LISTENER JESSICA WINS

Q: GO AWAY LITTLE GIRL, SOMETHING TELLS ME I'M INTO SOMETHING GOOD, SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL - A: THE TEAM: NEIL SEDAKA A: BOYER: NEIL DIAMOND JESSICA SAYS NEITHER, REAL ANSWER: CAROL KING

(((IT'S ALL SARA'S FAULT THAT LISTENER JESSICA DOESN'T KNOW IT'S 100.7 DAYS OF SUMMER)))) DAVE STEVE IS TEACHING A CLASS: LINER SUMMER SCHOOL AND SARA NEEDS TO TAKE IT.

CHAINSAW SPORTS:

Referring back TO EMBARRASSING DAD'S STORIES ON FRIDAY. OUR WINNER WAS JACKING OFF AND HIS DAD WALKED IN AND THE DUDE BURST INTO TEARS. MORE STORIES: DAD STOLE PIZZA AND DRINKS FROM A TABLE WHO LEFT TO PLAY GAMES BUT DIDN'T LEAVE THE RESTAURANT.

HBO TV NEWS: MORE WEINERS ON THE SHOW CALLED LEFTOVERS.

WHAT'S THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF TIME FOR SEX?

Answer is 30 minutes with foreplay to completion. The average time is 21 min. According to real life couples.

Shelly – 20 minutes

Emily – 23 minutes

Ruthie – 45 minutes

A LISTENER WROTE TO DAVE TO ASK WHAT DO YOU DO ABOUT NIPPLE HAIR? IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO SHAVE IT OR WAX IT OFF – LAZER OR TWEEZE IT OFF!

MOVIES THIS WEEKEND: #1 CARS 3, #2 WONDER WOMAN, #3 ALL EYES ON ME #4 THE MUMMY

SHELLY'S NEWS TEASE: LONDON VAN CRASHES INTO MOSQUE KILLING PEOPLE. PARIS – SAME THING.

SHELLY'S NEWS: VAN CRASHED INTO COPS IN PARIS. VAN IN LONDON. FIRE IN … NAVY SHIP CRASHED INTO JAPANESE SHIP. COSBY JURY MISSTRIAL. WILL RETRY. TRUMP ISN'T UNDER INVESTIGATION ACCORDING TO HIS ATTY. SAN DIEGO SOCCER STADIUM?

CHAINSAW SPORTS: WNBA PLAYER SCORES MOST POINTS OF ALL TIME.

 

Jamped – past tense of jumped

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