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Jul 4, 2017

Call In sick stories, Worthless skills, What's your "Little Rule?"  Secret pregnancy, Bra-washing?  Worst movies, Mascots are dumb, $5 Quiz.

Jul 3, 2017

Pic of Merle, Do chicks dig tattoos of naked chicks?  Hardest part of Basic Training, Listening to us on the toilet, Favorite concert, Rude houseguests.

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Jun 30, 2017

Happy Fourth of July, Emily and Dave's Twitter Meat Cookoff, Happy Birthday to Allie Rickards!, Chainsaw Sports, Randy's News Tease, Trump & Morning Joe Twitter Battle, Rock 'n Roll Trivia Question, Sam the Cooking Guy, Half Baked Crackpot News, Boyer Featurette.  

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Jun 29, 2017

Who Has More Money?, Chainsaw Sports, Randy's News Tease, $5 Quiz Initial Challenge, Dave's 100.7 Days of Summer Math Quiz, Boyer V. The Team: How Many Bulls Die in the Ring Each Year?, Half Baked Crackpot News. 

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Jun 28, 2017

Sourtoe Cocktail, CNN Producer Video, Chainsaw Sports, Randy's News Tease, Chicks Can't Do Sound Effects, Bachelor in Paradise New Rules, Sex Toy Casualties, Half Baked Crackpot News. 

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Jun 27, 2017

Update on Shelly's Surgery, Bad TV, Chainsaw Sports, Randy's News Tease, Who's Worse: Kmart, Airport, or Fair People, NBA Awards, What is America's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor?, Stupid Guy Stuff,  McEnroe Says Serena Williams 700th Against Men, Nebraska Democrat Happy Scalise Got Shot, Half Baked Crackpot News. 

 

Jun 26, 2017

Point Loma residents unhappy about airport, Does your dog have a favorite master?  Bromo is the father of Emily's baby, Merle...Impulse home improvement, What will girls try?  Peanut Butter and Liverwurst?  Smartphones on the toilet?  Rude things to do as a guest.

Jun 23, 2017

Pokemon game brings out muggers, Sex on your wedding night, Deepest ocean is 6 miles deep!  Father's Day theater, $5 Quiz, Sam The Cooking Guy teaches us how to make a hot dog, Who gets custody of the dog? 

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Jun 22, 2017

BEST OF DSC WILL BEGIN ON SATURDAY!! RED SHOE DAY TODAY 630-930 WITH SARA, MIKE SLATER, CARLO, AND ASHLEY JACOBS

BEST OF CHAINSAW SPORTS

RANDY'S NEWS TEASE: TRUMP-CARE BILL WILL BE UNVEILED TODAY. FED FUNDING FROM PLANNED PARENTHOOD. FBI INVESTIGATING STABBING A COP AT MI AIRPORT YESTERDAY. STORM CINDY. HOME PRICES GOING UP AGAIN IN SAN DIEGO COUNTY. GEORGE CLOONEY SOLD HIS TEQUILA CO FOR ONE BILLION DOLLARS!

JOHNNY DEPP BLEW 2/3 OF A BILLION DOLLARS, OWNS 14 HOMES/ ESTATES/ISLANDS, ART COLLECTION, JEWELRY, $2 MILL A MONTH!

SIMON COWELL IS PRODUCING A SONG TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE HIGH RISE FIRE IN LONDON.

STUPID GUY THING DAY: PRIZE – 4 PACK OF TICKETS TO SAN DIEGO ZOO

SHELLY – MEN DON'T ASK FOR DIRECTIONS

GIL – MAN BUNS

EMILY – WHEN THEY SIT ON THE COUCH WITH THEIR HAND IN THEIR PANTS

MEN DON'T SEND BIRTHDAY CARDS

DICK PICS

MAKING LAME BETS

INDIA/MICHAEL -

SIERRA – LAST NAME TATTOO

SHELLY – PUBLIC SPITTING

TRACIE - PENIS WINDMILL DANCE

****** WINNER****MICHELLE – BALL PUNCHING

******WINNER*****MICHAEL AND INDIA – MEN CHOOSING WOMEN EVEN THO THEY'RE BAT SHIT CRAZY

CATHY – PONY TAIL WHILE BALD ON TOP

BEST OF CHAINSAW SPORTS:

BOYER VS. THE TEAM

Q: SONG HISTORY – FAMOUS SONG WRITTEN AND PERFORMED BY JIM WEATHERLY FOR FARRAH FAWCETT WHO WAS WITH LEE MAJORS AT THE TIME. HOUSTON

A: TEAM - NADA

A: BOYER – MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO GEORGIA – CORRECT ANSWER

WINNER - LISTENER - SHERRY CHOSE BOYER. PADRE OR FAIR TICKETS

 

SHELLY'S NEWS: SHOOTER IN DC ACTED LIKE A TOURIST BEFORE SHOOTING AT CONGRESSMEN PLAYING BASEBALL. WEED DRIVING. NEWS QUIZ:

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Jun 21, 2017

TODAY LONGEST DAY OF THE YEAR, SUMMER SOLSTICE. DESIGINATED COOL ZONE IN CHRIS BOYER'S R-V. DAVE IN HIS ONSIE PAJAMA'S IN SUMMER LISTENING TO GRANKE PLAYING OUTSIDE.

PADRES AREN'T TOUGH ENOUGH TO RETALIATE

CHAINSAW SPORTS: CUBS RIZZO AND PADRES CATCHER DODGED TO HIS LEFT. BASEBALL INCIDENT AT MONDAY'S GAME.

RANDY'S NEWS TEASE: BRUSSELS BELGIUM TERRRORIST ATTACK. GA ELECTION SPENT $60 MILLION FOR ONE SEAT IN CONGRESS – REPUBLICAN WON. ILLINOIS HAS NO BALANCED BUDGET - $14 BILLION IN DEBT. MASS MAIL MIX UP – COLON SCREENING SAMPLE – TURD IN A BOX.

7am $5 QUIZ STANDINGS: SHELLY LAST PLACE, CHAINSAW 4TH PLACE, BOYER 3RD PLACE, EMILY 2ND PLACE, RUTHIE 1ST PLACE ONLY 1 ½ GAMES AHEAD.

$5 QUIZ: SONGS OF SUMMER: BOYER WON!

THREE TIME OSCAR WINNER, DAN DAY LEWIS IS RETIRING FROM ACTING.

EMILY'S MOM DANCE WAS A BIG HIT TODAY!

DICK DOODLE TALK -

BIG RED SHOES GUEST CHUCK DAY, TALKING ABOUT RAISING MONEY FOR RONALD MCDONALD HOUSE ON THE STREETS OF SAN DIEGO TOMORROW AM 630-930AM WITH SARA, CARLO, SLATER AND OTHERES. COMPETITION TO SEE WHO COLLECTS THE MOST CASH!

FIVE OLD FASHIONED WORDS WE USE BECAUSE WE'RE OLD: BUMMER, AWESOME. SWEET, TOTALLY. COOL.

NEWS: BIG DISCUSSION ON GIVING SEXUAL CONSENT WHILE DRUNK, BLACKED OUT, TOO DRUNK, NOT SPEAKING, NOT SAYING YES, SAYING NO, BUT DOING IT ANYWAY. BACHELOR IN PARADISE CASE INVESTIGATED WITH CORRINNE AND DEMARIO HAVING DRUNKEN SEX IN A POOL.

$5 QUIZ STANDINGS: RUTH #1, EMILY #2, BOYER #3, CHAIN #4, SHELLY #5

Daniel day lewis retiring

You can't be a saint if you're a dick doodler

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