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Jun 5, 2017

Worse off than me, Telephone game, Would you rather lose your phone or your car?  Bad times at the Doctor, What's the harm in letting dishes sit in the sink?  Do you need to buy something if you stop to pee?  Boyer vs. The Team.

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Jun 2, 2017

(((SD County Fair opens today at 4pm.

DAVE ASKED SHELLY TO SPELL CHIHUAHUA AND HALLELEJUH. THE MOST MISSPELLED WORDS BY STATE ACCORDING TO PORN HUB; PORN, LESBIAN, THREESOME, AMATEUR, HENTI. THE NEW SPELLING BEE CHAMP IS A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL FROM FRESNO. A SECURITY GUARD GOT FIRED FROM NASCO SHIP YARD FROM FOR HANDING OUT TOILET PAPER WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP'S FACE ON IT.

CHAINSAW SPORTS:

SCOTT PELLY IS OUT SO WE ASKED OUR FACEBOOK LISTENERS'

RANDY'S NEWS TEASE: TRUMP PULLING OUT OF THE PARIS CLIMATE ACCORD. THE MAYOR OF PITTSBURGH IS OUTRAGED OVER IT. SAN DIEGO COUNTY FAIR IN DEL MAR OPENS TODAY AT 4PM. NEW FOOD TO TRY. KATHY GRIFFIN LAWYERING UP TODAY WITH LISA BLOOM IN A NEWS CONFERENCE TO EXPLAIN HER REAL REASONS FOR DOING THE BEHEADED TRUMP STUNT. SEAN PENN HAD AN INCIDENT ON A PLANE WITH A PASSENGER WHO DIDN'T LIKE HIM. THE AIRLINE REWARDED PENN & DAUGHTER.

DISNEYLAND RESORT 4-PACK FOR A LISTENER WHO WINS THE DISNEYLAND TRIVIA GAME. LISTENER NICK HAS A 3 AND 5 YEAR OLD, SO WE'RE HOPING HE WINS!

HOW MUCH DID IT COST TO BUILD DISNEYLAND IN 1954? SHELL SAYS $1.5 MILLION. SHE WAS LOW. IT COSTS $17 MILLION

MAXIMUM CAPACITY OF DISNEYLAND? SHELL SAYS 15,000 PEOPLE. IT ACTUALLY HOLDS 80,000

HOW MANY ATTRACTIONS DID DISNEYLAND HAVE ON OPENING DAY? SHELL: 25 ANSWER IS 18!

LISTENER NICK WINS!!

BONUS QUESTIONS: HOW TALL IS SLEEPING BEAUTY'S CASTLE? SHELLY SAID 300 FEET. ANSWER: 77 FEET TALL

CHAINSAW SPORTS:

WHADDA YA HATE? DAVE HATES THAT SHELLY DOESN'T LIKE JOURNEY. REBECCA HATES NOT GETTING CUSTODAY OF HER KIDS DESPITE SPENDING $50,000. TOOK MEDS THAT SHUT DOWN HIS LIVER AND KIDNEY. STEPPED ON DOG POO IN THE YARD IN BARE FEET. HE DIDN'T THINK OF THE PETSTORE TRICK BEFORE HE TOOK HIS KIDS TO THE REAL ZOO. PUT IN 4 CATHERER'S IN ONE DAY.

WHAT THE HELL WAS THE MYSTERY GROOMING STEP THAT DAVE MISSED YESTERDAY? WE GUESSED A TON OF THINGS AND STILL CAN'T COME UP WITH IT!

"RUTH'S FURRY TOE KNUCKLES" IS THE NAME OF LISTENER JERRY'S NEW BAND.

CHAINSAW SPORTS:

SHELLY'S NEWS: TRUMP PULLING OUT OF PARIS CLIMATE ACCORD. HE'S REPRESENTING PITTSBURGH NOT PARIS. THE MAYOR OF PITTSBURGH OBJECTED TO BEING INCLUDED.

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Jun 1, 2017

AUDIO OF TIGER WOODS SAYING THE ALPHABET IS PRICELESS. ((NOW WE HAVE HIM SAYING OUR CALL LETTERS AND ALSO DSC!!)))

CHAINSAW SPORTS: NBA FINALS BEGIN TONIGHT ON ABC BTWN CLEVELAND CAVALIERS & GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS. STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS LAST NIGHT. PITTSBURGH PENGUINS BEAT THE NASHVILLE PREDATORS NOW AHEAD 2-0 IN THE SERIES. NY METS PUPPET FLIPS OFF THE CROWD.

RUTH AND CHAIN HAVE A $5 BET

MASCOTS FLIPPING THE BIRD AND TODD RUNNING OFF MIDINTERVIEW – CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING

RANDY'S NEWS TEASE: TRUMP TO ANNOUNCE HE'S PULLING THE U-S OUT OF THE PARIS ACCORDS ON CLIMATE CHANGE. NORTH COUNTY PASTOR CHARGED WITH CHILD MOLESTATION. FIDGET SPINNERS CAN KILL YOUR CHILD! NEWS QUIZ PRIZE: TICKETS TO SEE THE GENE SIMMONS BAND AT HARRAH'S

4-PACK OF DISNEYLAND RESORT TICKETS TO LISTENER FOR DISNEYLAND TRIVIA GAME. LISTENER ASHLEY WON!!

KATHY GRIFFIN BACKLASH CONTINUES. DO WE FORGIVE HER OR NOT? WE ASKED ON FB AND LISTENER'S WEREN'T HAVING IT. SHE LOST SQUATTY POTTY SPONSOR AND A CASINO IN ABQ CANCELLED HER APPEARANCE THERE.

CHAINSAW SPORTS:

 

TEQUILA IS THIS SUMMER'S HOT WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM

 

THE MOST MISSPELLED WORDS STATE BY STATE. SOME OF THE WERE SUPER HARD, WHILE OTHERS WERE SUPER EASY. KABARAGOYA – IS A GIANT LIZARD

 

SARA WAS ABOUT TO MENTION – FIDGET SPINNER LADY LET HER PATENT LAPSE, SO SHE'S MAKING JACK SQUAT ON THIS EMPIRE

 

WHAT WOULD YOU LICK FOR $20?

A DOLLAR BILL FROM THE CONVENIENT STORE – ONLY RUTH WOULD DO IT

YOUR BEST FRIENDS FOOT – ONLY RUTH & BOYER WOULDN'T DO IT

RANDOM DOG – ONLY SHELLY AND RUTH

STRANGER'S PHONE SCREEN – NO ONE

UNDERWEAR AT A STORE – DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE TRIED IT ON

BOTTOM OF MY SHOE – ONLY EMILY

TOAD – BOYER WILL

FLOOR OF A MCDONALDS – NONE

DEAD FISH – NO WAY

STRANGER'S EAR BUDS – NOOOOOOO

STRANGER'S ARM PIT – NO ONE

DAVE HAS NEW MUSIC FROM FOO FIGHTERS!

CHAINSAW SPORTS:

NEWSCAST: KATHY GRIFFIN

 BEST THING SAID ALL WEEK: DAVE IS DONE WITH THE BACHELORETTE

WORST THING SAID ALL WEEK: LUCAS WILL BE THIS GENERATION'S FRANCIS SCOTT KEY

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