Rapper cuts off penis, Small penis contest, Chainsaw's Sports, Hanson's News Tease, Will Arnett and Amy Pohler, Manly things chicks do, Dave's man cave, Ukraine, Half-Baked Crackpot News.
Tipped ferry, Boston bomb, Oscar trial, Chainsaw sports, Hanson's top three, Auto tip - what would you do?, Common phrases we hate, Offending listeners, World's oldest man, Lorde's hit song inspiration, Chelsea Handler rumors, Johnny Weir drama, Half-Baked Crackpot News.
Catching up on the weekend's tv, Tax Day, Boston Marathon bombing, Chainsaw sports, Hanson's top news story, $5 quiz - Slogans, Mottos and Jingles, Bully victim charged with disorderly conduct, Sinking Titanic bouncy house in bad taste?, Half Baked Crackpot news
Weekend recaps, Chainsaw sports, Hanson's top 3, Game of Thrones ruined for Hanson, Baseball player upset a fan touched him, Ball girl fielded a ball in play, Dave's wildlife, What's the proper way to eat a beagle?!, Weird eating habits, KFC in the corsage business, Half-baked crackpot news
Hillary dodges a shoe, The Masters, Rock N Roll Hall of Fame and Cleveland, Today's Google Doodle and famous birthdays, Chainsaw sports, The DSC's aches and pains, Hanson's Top 3, I Hate..., Can you accept a drink from a stranger if you're in a relationship, Top news headlines, Sam the Cooking Guy's Crab and Avocado Grilled Cheese, Half-Baked Crackpot news, Boyer featurette
Puke Cruise, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Sunset Cliffs rescue, Chainsaw Sports, Hanson, Who's the cheapest bastard? Emma Watson GIF, Punishment for baseball streakers, People on phones are jerks, How should Ruth handle loud neighbor? Half-Baked Crackpot News.
Car recalls, Big Sea World Day, Oscar P trial, Malaysian Plane, Hot weather, Chainsaw Sports, Hanson's News Tease, Girls offering to pay on dates, You know how I know you're gay? Cable options, Jenny McCarthy hissy fit, Ruth drops "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?, Red light cameras, Service people going #2 in your home, Half-Baked Crackpot News.
Car tipping, NCAA Championship, Chainsaw Sports, Hanson's News tease, Sailing family, Sea world, Half-Baked Crackpot News.
Weather, Plane pinging, Mickey Rooney and John Pinette, Weekend highlights, Chainsaw sports, Hanson's News Tease, Jack's Dream Oasis, Divorcing to stay together, Bus driver taunts little girl, Bad April Fools jokes, Painful spots for Bee stings, Graffiti, Dave and Sam's lunch date, Teacher stabbed by student dealing pot, Half-Baked Crackpot News.
Letterman retirement, SD Mayors Top Gun Parody, Boomer Esiason, Hanson's News Tease, Odd things that creep people out, Sam The Cooking Guy, Half-Baked Crackpot News, Boyer Featurette.